the biggest bird

the boss
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales

the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird

hubert: im the biggest bird!
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅

Awesome Sauce

a phrase to proclaim excitement or enthusiasm.

typically used after achieving rizz checkmate.

hubert: wanna go to the movies?
jannet: sure!
hubert: AWESOME SAUCE BITCH!!

Awesome Sauce

a phrase used to proclaim feelings of great excitement and enthusiasm

awesome sauce is used in the context of rizzing a woman

it is used after achieving rizz checkmate

hubert: drop the digits
janice: ***-***-****
hubert: awesome sauce

sigmund: wanna go to the movies
janice: yes but i just gave my digits to hubert
sigmund: awesome sauce

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awesome sauce

a phrase used to proclaim feelings of excitement and enthusiasm

used in the context of a male rizzing a female

typically used after achieving rizz checkmate

hubert: drop the digits
janice: ughh fine ***-***-****
hubert: awesome sauce

sigmund: wanna go to the movies
janice: sure but i just dropped my digits for hubert
sigmund: awesome sauce

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pumpernickle za

the pumpernickle zaza is a plant that holds medicinal and hallucinigenic elements. the pumper za is a small herb that spawns at the base of the hallowed forest. the pumper za can be identified by its neon blue color and white spots. you can obtain it by traveling to the hallowed forset or trading with the moon wizzard. the pumper is typically consumed by burning the leaf in a roll and inhaling the sparkling fumes. upont consumtion the user will experience halluciagenic visuals. these visuals can be used to accurately predict the future. the za also calms the users mind and fully restores stamina. it grants the user temporary enchantments of slowness III and mana II. because of these properties it would be wise for a wizzard to keep a stash of pumpernickle zaza handy.

hubert: this my pumper za plug, he chill asf
moon wizzard: you have returned to restock your pumpernickle zaza, i presume
hubert: fuck yea, come fuck wit ya boy
*daps moon wizzard*
sigmund: wow this fella really chill asf

rizz checkmate

the act of successfully rizzing a female and getting her to drop her digits

hubert: i rizzed up janice last night
sigmund: of fr? well i put her in rizz CHECKMATE
hubert: drats

word

word

hubert: yo
sigmund: word