The 0,1,2 Scale

A simple yet sophisticated scale for measuring the opposite sex. Designed and made popular by the BCE.

0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.

-I'd never bang that chick.
-You're gay, based on The 0,1,2 Scale, she's at least a 1.

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Eskimo buddies

These are the same thing as eskimo brothers except you only hook up with them without having sex.

-Yeah, Brian's going out with Jessica.

-Wow, just think how many Eskimo buddies he has.

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Seven-Course Meal

A burger and a six pack.

- What's for dinner?
- Seven-Course Meal
- 'merica!

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belt buckle

here's how it goes down:

"wanna see my belt buckle?"

*person or people look at crotch area

*person who asked "wanna see my belt buckle?" lifts up shirt/sweatshirt displaying his/her upper bush area above the slightly pulled down underwear and pants

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househusband

(n.) King of the castle. Ruler of the roost... until his wife comes home from work. This is one of the lowest titles a man can have, often said to be lower than unemployed. This is the masculine form of the word housewife.

-Do you think Lucas will ever have a job?

-No, but I think he would be a good househusband anyway.

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novembush

this is when a female grows out her bush in the month of November. Similar to novembeard.

-Eww. You here about Jessica?
-Yeah. I don't know why brian likes it when Jessica grows out the novembush.

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trade rape

A term used to describe a fantasy football trade in which one team recieves a much better player or players. This term may also apply to other fantasy sports.

Cody was trade raped by Ryan when he traded Ryan Grant for Anquan Boldin.

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