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Bald eagle on one shoulder, stars and stripes draped over the other. Mouthful of bacon with Jack Daniels in the left had and an S&W 1911 in the right while fighting off naked bitches that can't keep their hands off you since Freedom never smelled so good.
Dan Bilzerian is a textbook definition of 'merica.
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Fuck dem fags. We live in 'merica! land of the free. Sept for dem rag heads.
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A whole new way of saying America. As America falls into the category of a nation, Merica is the whole experience of America summed up in a stereotypical way. Eating anything deep-fried, shooting shotguns, getting so fat you attempt to use the force to levitate it off the coffee table, all compressed into one word. People often say it when they see Americans doing things only Americans can do, such as: trimming a hedge with a chainsaw, eating quadruple burgers with extra lard, and driving tractors in the middle of a freeway. It is often expressed in a proud and commonly exaggerated manor. This phrase is one to be only used when the time comes to say it, like at a eating contest or at a mud pit wrestling match. As there are so many people in America that truly express what the word is all about, there is one family that pushes it over the limit. They are commonly called the "Honey Boo Boo Family".
They are known to do the same, and even more, of the equally stupid stunts that typical rednecks would do. They are reported to relive acts of true Merican spirit, like drinking 2 liter bottles of DIET cola, driving trucks into frozen creeks, getting pointless tattoos of American birds on their backs, eating processed nacho cheese in a bacon cup, tucking their Ak47s in their pillows, ordering 27 Big Macs at McDonalds with a side salad, and so much more.
Son: "Dad, did you see that man eat 503 hot dogs in 3 minutes? I wonder how many pounds he will gain!"
Dad: "Shut up son, and embrace true Merican spirit held before you!"
Son: "But Dad-"
Dad: "Merica!"
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Hick: If you don't like they way things are here in Merica then you can git out.
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'Merica fuck yeah!
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I love 'Merica with the burgers for everyone!
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George W. Bush's foreign policy
Who cares if there ARE no gawddamm dubbahMdee's? That's in Iraqistan, we live in 'merica, the land of the free and the home of the whopper baby!!! So if Saddam Hoosaine don't like it, then he can kiss my 'merican ass!
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Bald eagle on one shoulder, stars and stripes draped over the other. You got a mouth full of bacon, Jack Daniels in your left hand, a cigarette in the other. You're bent over shooting bottle rockets out of your ass while your girl runs up and kisses you cause freedom never smelt so good. Free Bird is playing in the background.
"Daddy, why are we throwin firecrackers at those cats?"
"Cause 'Merica, son! Quit bein a fucking pussy!"
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