Spare Wheel

A person you invite on a date not because they like you but, because if you don't they'll be the Third Wheel. After this date they'll most likely never talk to you again and push you to the side.

Henry:Yeah I finally am going out on a date with Jamie.

Andy:Dude, I wouldn't be so happy the only reason she's doing this is because she doesn't want to be the Third Wheel.

Henry: So I'm just a..

Andy: Yep sorry dude your just a Spare Wheel.

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Feign Sleep

When one pretends to be asleep in order to refrain from doing something such as but not limited to Taking out the garbage, doing the dishes, walking the dog, or vacuuming.

Greg: Joe, why do you look so tired?

Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.

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The F Word

No It doesn't mean fuck. Its a British food Show hosted by Chef Gordan Ramsay. The show revolves around different food themes and recipes. Segments include Women in the Kitchen, cook-offs with Ramsay, challenges, and Gordan's livestock that he ends up serving on the series finale.

Person 1: So do you watch 30 min meals
Person 2: Fuck that show I watch a real cooking show I watch the F Word

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Internet G

Someone who talks shit on the internet (Usually Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter.) but, won't say the stuff to your face because they would get their ass kicked.

From Nappy Boy Remix:

T-pain "You gunna hate on me on twitter right you an Internet G like Gigabyte"

OSTTL

OSTTL stands for OH SHIT Time to Leave. Which is most commonly said during bad situations.

Kevin: Oh Fuck the cops are here.

Dylan: OSTTL.

Kevin: I hear that.

WDYA?

Why do you ask?

Chelsea: What are you doing this weekend?

Ty: Going to see Iron man 2 WDYA?

Chelsea: Oh, Just being nebby

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Kayned

When someone suddenly and rudely interrupts you or someone else because they think what you or someone else said, thinks, or believes is Wrong but, after they are done they continue to let you speak Much like when Kayne West Interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's to say Beyonce's song was better then hers then continued to let her speak or when Joe Wilson yelled "YOU LIE!!" during President Obama's Congressional Speech. The ed can be changed to Ing to make it Kayneing.

J.J: So that is why I think Tupac is the best rapper ever and that
Mark: NO! Biggie Was wayyyyy better than Tupac.
J.J: WOW, Thanks for Kayneing me Mark.

Or

Sam: cod 4 is way better than WaW and is So much better than.
Jack: WHAT!?!?!, cod 4 sucks Killzone 2 is so much better in every way.
Mike: Sam you just got Kayned

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