Kelly

If it is a chick? Its just a name. (see first example) BUT...
If it's a guy? He is F'n hardcore. A "Kelly" will drink your drink, smoke your smoke, eat your philly cheese steak and say, "you got any ranch?" with a smile.

If you have a problem with a "Kelly", you won't realize it till he's gone and you were owned. (see second example)

1. Dude, look at all the Kellys here! I will get some leg tonight fo' sho'!

2. Last night, this Kelly was talkin to my girl. Woke up the next day he's driving my mustang and my bookie sayz I owe him $4600.

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Jaime

A girl so beautiful, you wish she had a facial scar to make her a bit more uglier.

Look at that Jaime! She is so beautiful, I want to cry. I don't know why but I want to hold an angry cat up to her face!

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