Tiger Face

When a man is sporting a very un-kept beard.

Damn dude, Adam is never going to get any play if he doesn't shave or groom that Tiger Face of his.

Cobbished

When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.

Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.