narcissisexual

One who loves him/herself so much that they are sexually attracted to themselves. Not to be confused with guys who jack off so much that they become very fond of their dicks.

The man who broke 3 ribs just to suck his dick is a narcissisexual.

To start loving yourself is to begin a lifelong affair.

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wild child

A human child who has lived in social isolation from a very young age and therefore has no knowledge of the world, language, or social behavior. Some wild children have been neglected by insane parents; others are children who have grown up and survived in the wild. They are extremely rare, but when discovered, cause quite a sensation, esp with psychologists.

aka feral child, savage

'Viktor' was found in the woods in France around 1800. He apparently grew up alone as a savage in the wild.

'Genie' was found in 1970 in LA neglected for almost her entire 13 yr life stuck on a potty chair in a room.

In both cases, there was only partial success in trying to make these wild children 'normal.'

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feral child

A person who has never learned basic social behaviors and is ignorant of the world because he/she has lived in social isolation as a child.

see "wild child"

Viktor and Genie are famous historical feral children

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silly putty

1. A toy that is a bright-colored ball of soft, moldable, rubber-like material. Comes in a plastic egg shell container. It was 'accidentally' invented when ppl tried to find a substitute for rubber.
2. The best stress-reliever. period.

I can't live without squeeezing my silly putty everyday.

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