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Peppa Pig

One of the worst TV shows in the world. It's about this pig named Peppa and her family. It's more annoying than listening to 'Baby' by Justin Bieber or 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. It's even worse than Barney or Dora the Explorer

Every time I see it on, it makes me want to change the channel to something way better like Top Gear, Wheeler Dealers, etc. I'm sorry, but I would rather be involved in a plane crash than watch this TERRIBLE excuse for a TV show.

Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig. This is my little brother George, this is Mummy Pig, and this is Daddy Pig.
Me: (to Peppa) And this is what happens when I see your stupid and idiotic TV show on the air! (I then shoot Peppa, George and their mum and dad with an AK-47 rifle)

by thecargeek09 November 30, 2017

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cruz ramirez

One of the new characters in Cars 3, voiced by Cristela Alonzo. She was originally Lightning McQueen's trainer when he went to the Rusteze Training Center to train for the Florida 500. She trained McQueen with a workout song, a treadmill and a simulator. She even went as far as to train McQueen at Fireball Beach, with some speed run practices.

Later on in the film, she has to take over from Lightning McQueen and finish the Florida 500 for McQueen. This would then kickstart her move from being a trainer to a big-time racer.

"Use that!"
- Cruz Ramirez, Cars 3 (2017)

by thecargeek09 November 18, 2017

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nokia 3220

One of the best phones ever built. It is well known for it's flashing lights and, rumor has it, if you bring a 3220 to a night club, people will love you forever! People also call it the 'disco phone'.

When I took my Nokia 3220 to our local night club, I was getting all of the attention.

by thecargeek09 July 5, 2017

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tide pod

Quite possibly one of the greatest snacks known to man. They are great for any occasion, and they make great snacks for the school lunchbox.

Guy 1: Look what I've got
Guy 2: SQUARES!!
Guy 1: No, not just any old squares, Tide pods!
Guy 2: YAY!

by thecargeek09 January 8, 2018


30 second unskippable ad

One of the single most annoying things about YouTube. They always come to ruin our video watching sessions, showing content we aren't interested in. With no skip button and being 30 seconds long, it is almost always essential to have AdBlock enabled so you never have to watch another ad again. Oh, and they also say 'Video will play after ad' where the skip button should be.

While I was watching some video vlogs on YouTube, I came across a 30 second unskippable ad on YouTube with no skip button at all. I kept refreshing the page, but all I got was ad after ad after ad.

by thecargeek09 September 6, 2017


Walmart yodeling kid

A viral video on YouTube where a kid in Walmart performs a cover of "Lovesick Blues" by Hank Williams Sr. At the time of writing this definition, it has gotten over 12 million views since it was first uploaded.

Guy: Hey, check out this video I found on YouTube of a kid yodeling in Walmart!
Girl: What's it called?
Guy: It's called, 'Walmart yodeling kid'.
Girl: Is he really doing this in the name of internet fame?
Guy: Yes, he really is!

by thecargeek09 April 12, 2018

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Nissan Micra

A car that just about every elderly person has driven at some point in their life. Do NOT, under any circumstances, buy a Nissan Micra if you want all your friends to love you forever and you still want to get laid.

My grandmother drives a Nissan Micra. It's a piece of garbage.

by thecargeek09 July 5, 2017

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