v. After a man ejaculates onto his partner he proceeds to suck his cum into his own mouth then kiss his partner.
Oscar gave me a snowflake kiss. It was a little off-putting.
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v. When one invites a girl to party and she says she'll bring some friends, you of course say that they are welcome to come. She fails to inform you that these friends are a bunch of dudes.
I was so excited that Mary was bringing her friends to the party, but she pulled a Brojan Horse on me!
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