When someone is fucking with you while youâre taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.
âSome asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.â
When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
âHey man thatâs a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in thereâ
âWasnât so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalomâ
When you and a large group of friends (or strangers) have a bukkake gangbang with a woman. After everyone cums on her she has to claw her way out of the cum like a black bear.
âYooo that gangbang was something else!â
âYeah man we had that chick doing the Maine black bear by the time we were done!â