Saugust Poo Water

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.

“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”

new hampshire ski slalom

When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously

“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”

Maine black bear

When you and a large group of friends (or strangers) have a bukkake gangbang with a woman. After everyone cums on her she has to claw her way out of the cum like a black bear.

“Yooo that gangbang was something else!”
“Yeah man we had that chick doing the Maine black bear by the time we were done!”