Mathspace

A site online for learning maths that you use in junior high school. It is the rot of all evil and is hated by every student to suffer through its existence. It features unsolvable questions, retarded formulas and hints which are absolutely useless. The site is at mathspace.co, and is literally Hell on Earth.

Teacher: We have some work today on Mathspace
Student: dies

The Republican Party

One of the two major political parties in the United States, along with the Democratic Party. It was founded by the great Abraham Lincoln, but is now the cult of President Trump.

They believe in gun rights, patriotism, lower taxes, a free market and closed borders. Also, a lot of them are white, men, don't have a college degree, are evangelical Christians or live in rural areas, or a combination of these factors.

Person 1: I don't really believe in God...
Member of The Republican Party: Omg! How could you say hat! That's so evil! Abortion is murder! You snowflake!

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Scomo

1. (adjective. An absolute piece of shit human being. Doesn't do anything to improve situations and when a bad one is going on, it will either sit back, relax and go on a holiday in a foreign country or be the on who created the bad situation in the first place.

Takes its name from the 30th Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison or 'Scomo', for his inept and carefree attitude towards the nation's 2019-20 National Bushfire Crisis. Or in other words, not doing jack shit while the whole country was ablaze.

Person 1: fucks everything up
Person 2: fixes the problem
Person 1: I did it! I fixed the problem!
Person 2: You're such a Scomo.

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Netherite

The newest and best ore in Minecraft. Added in v1.16 in 2019, Netherite is the most powerful ore in the game. You find it in the low parts of the Nether dimension as Ancient Debris blocks which you then bring back to the overworld to smelt into netherite. Netherite ingots then combine with diamond gear to make netherite gear.

Bob: I don’t mean to brag, but I have diamond armor.
Marley: I don’t mean to brag, but I have NETHERITE.

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Sans

The absolute best skeleton of all time and a hilarious meme. Came from the 2015 videogame Undertale and has been immensely popular ever since, and saw a huge popularity surge about halfway through 2018 with the release of Deltarune.

Wife: If you had to spend the rest of your life with anybody, who would it be?
Husband: Sans from Undertale
Wife: *leaves*
This is so sad Can we get 10 likes

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kidgold

Kid on chatrooms with a higher rank that always abuses mod power and bans/punishes people unfairly, often for no reason at all.

"Damn, that kidgold just banned me for one edgy joke."

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X AE 12

Proof that God has left, and we are all doomed. Name of Elon Musk's 2020 child, ad it's a pretty retarded name too, not gonna lie.

Elon Musk: I'm gonna have a child!
Will: Ok
Elon Musk: And his name will be X AE 12!
Will: Whyyyyyyy?

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