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The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!
bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down
the act of doing the splits on a camels hump to stimulate your g-spot
i went to the zoo and i just had to try the Iraq splits
The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!
Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!
The act of a woman wrapping her toes around a dick while it is placed inside another womans asshole, covered in an absurd amount of lube to make it sound like a flip flop
Bro, me her and her friend did the summer flip flop last night it was sooooo awesome