reverse birth

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.

"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Ben S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"

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Reverse Birth

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.

"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Benji larsman S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"

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Life Jacket

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.

Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.

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