St. Francis

The hospital Marist College students are sent to by security after drinking enough alcohol at the Loft or Toucan's to reclassify them as animals rather than humans. The typical student is either very proud of this or extremely ashamed, resulting in an exaggerated story on both counts.

"Dude, I was so crunked that security tried to send me St. Francis to get my stomach pumped, but I was like, 'Fuck that shit!' and punched the guy in the face."

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