K-FED

The act of fucking someone over, much like Kevin Federline did Brittany Spears; ie, stretched out her pussy, used her money, got her fat, and then cheated on her.

Holy shit, can you believe CPT "T" K-FEDed me like that? I feel fucking used.

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Maszed

The art of being royally fucked over; especially when involving bringing dinner to hungry Soldiers; usually accompanied by the phrase "Fuck, I forgot" or just the "silent" treatment b/c they know they fucked up.

"Hey sir, did you bring me my food?"
"ummm....Fuck, I forgot"
"Damn sir, you maszed me again:

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