Kornch

The act of publicly urinating on someone while anal inserting carrots into your rectum.

Joel: "Kyle got arrested last night for kornching an old lady at the IMAX."

Eric: "Dude, that's chunky."

cracky-tack

Laughing so hard that you burp and fart at the same time. Although few cases have ever been reported, it is believed to be the number one cause of Scrotal Arthritis.

"He had a cracky-tack? What the fuck is 'Scrotal Arthritis'?!?!"