rip

To pass an enormously large amount of gas in someone's face.

Greg thought that if he looked real hard he could find a penny in my ass. While he was looking, I ripped.

(P.S. Greg is Jewish)

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decent mom

A mom that has a nice ass and a huge rack.
A mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
A mom that has a son that stares at her ass as she leans over because she dropped her bra.

Most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. One kid said he boned her.

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