This is the perfect example of the phrase, âNo good deed goes unpunished.â
The good deed: You exposed your body to copious amounts of alcohol in a relatively short time span.
The punishment: Your body expects you to maintain this level of âliquid happyâ consumption, and if you donât (even if only for the duration of a short nap)â¦it rebels by dishing out every discomfort that it can physically and psychologically implement.
*Individual with hangover holds head firmly in hands to prevent cranial overexpansion, and chews on entire contents of Tylenol bottle while kneeling before the porcelain god*
âWhy god? Why? It seemed like such a good idea last night. I promise Iâll never drink againâ¦so long as I live.â
*Washes Tylenol down with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol between dry heaves*
Waking up drunk just isn't the same as going to sleep drunk!
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