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Cherry Mash

A glutenous chunk of chocolate covered cherry "candy". It will stop your heart in a matter of seconds.

Found in boxes containing around 300 chocolate candies around the size of a softball.

Dude 1: You trying to offer me some Cherry Mash?
Dude 2: Sure!

(Dude 1 bites into Cherry Mash)

Dude 1: I don't feel so good.
Dude 2: You don't look so good.
Dude 1: ARGH MY HEART!

Dude 1 dies.

by thefakelk February 16, 2011