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fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 10, 2020


fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 8, 2020


unhot

You will typically hear an uneducated retard use this word because he/she does not have the brain power to formulate a word such as: "ugly," or "unattractive."

Jay (Retard friend): "Yo, that girl is unhot."

You: "You mean ugly? You stupid fuck."

by thefapfather September 5, 2020

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Stupendous

Synonymous to "stupid". However, it is only applicable to IT workers.

"Jagrit did not document the process on Evernote. What a stupendous fool!"

by thefapfather April 24, 2023