The Bidet

The secret teleporter from the Loduha’s where they can communicate to Slovakia, and turn on the mighty people of America. The Loduha’s travel through inter-dimensions to conquer the mighty Liberals and CNN. Now they must execute the final order and complete there missions once and for all.

What is the thing on the side of the toilet that squirts your ass.

Uh idk

The Bidet you fucken moron.

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Humphrey Loduha

A well-renown- war general from the eighth century who was the bedrock of the Loduhan dynasty, which originates from the Loduhan Culture. He started traditions that include bow hunt or die bumper sticker on vehicles. In 832, he built the Loduhan chateau, which is located near a bunch of liberals, and a hippie coffee shop. A common stopping place for the Loduhas after mass in the 500 year old church Jesus built. Humphrey was vehemently against building bus stops due to the rapid urbanization of the city. He was the igniter for the strongest dynasties in the world.

So class what did Humphrey Loduha
(Kid raises hand)
Kid says, Chateau
Teacher says no, the absolute worst, half sheet of paper!
Teachers asks questions, where did the Loduhan Clan of the 9th century originate?
Who led the clan?
Dumb kid says for first one Canada, teacher says you guys suck
Other kid says Barack Obama
Teacher says no,
then the smart kid says Humphrey Loduha,
Teacher bends down and anoints and kisses forehead of smart kid.

Loduhan Culture

Adapted ideas and traits that people carry on throughout their life, never ever changing there thought, most likely a Slovakian family

The Loduhan Culture is strong with the family, and makes great landscaping.

Loduha-19

A new COVID strain effecting a portion of southeastern Wisconsin, symptoms may include coughing, soar throat, fever, but others say they have odd beards, craving for Oscars chicken sandwiches, incapable of parking cars properly, and the overwhelming urge to drink budlight.

Ron coughs....
Coworker: Are you Okay?
Ron: Ya just have little Loduha-19
Coworker: What's that?
Ron: Oh nothing

Cornelius The Wise

Cornelius Loduha served below the headmaster Humphrey Loduha amidst the mighty Holy Slovakian War of the Eighth Century. Cornelius was a brave fighter, and eventually when Humphrey died due to wounds in the mighty battle, Cornelius took action and handed a defeat to the liberals and CNN at Biden’s peak. He is known to be the bravest warriors of Slovakia and his lineage has created the largest if not the largest, Slovakian dynasties of our time.

Teacher: Who was the bravest warrior during the times of the Holy Slovakian War.
Student: Him
Teacher: No, but he is basically is him.
Student: Cornelius the Wise
Teacher: blesses the student and kisses his nose