Cum ball

Australia crickets answer to Bazball. Between King Usman and Davey dumb dumb opening up, the inbred bros in the middle, ass eater travis being the best batsmen in the world, bad man cam being shit at everything except gully fielding, led by captain cumshot and backed up by half volley Starc and the hunk of sex Boland and being finished off by the GOAT Lyon.

England may have Bazball, but Australia is playing great Cum Ball