crane fly

That giant mosquito lookin' motherfucker that doesn't bite or fucking do anything, really. They're easy to catch, but can freak the fuck out of you.

"WTF is that shit on the wall mate?"
"That be one fucking big crane fly..."

"ARRRRRGHHHHHHH THERE'S A HUGE MOSQUITO ON MY WALL"
"Bro, that's just a crane fly, chill the fuck out"

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