Watermelon Sugar

The small bumps and prickly hairs that appear around the anus of a gay male after an aggressive shave. The name watermelon sugar only applies if the person with the afflicted anus is someone you hold near and dear, such as a lover. If the afflicted is not a loved one, you can refer to said bumps and hairs as ‘pussy pimples’ or ‘herpules’.
Synonyms include ‘angel kisses’ & ‘battle scars’.

‘I was eating David’s ass but his watermelon sugar ain’t exactly my taste.’
‘At least you know he shave, the faggots I run come in full George Bush.’
‘You needa get yo ass off squirt cos ain’t no muthafuckas findin no decent mans on that cesspool.’

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