Cuntadactyl

(n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.

Dude, looks at that chick. She looks prehistoric.

I know. She's such a cuntadactyl.

Indeed.

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drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

I texted my friend how I performed a drive of shame and it ended up on TFLN.

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