He

Atomic symbol for helium.

He is helium.

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X-box

Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.

God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.

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400

1) The 400th positive integer
2) Short for 400 metre dash

1) I counted to 400 today
2) I ran the 400 today

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misty rainforest

The name of the act of performing oral sex after taking a drag of a marijuana cigarette. It is so named because she will end up blowing smoke all over his pubic hair, thus creating a misty rainforest.

Mike: I almost got Jenn to give me a misty rainforest last night.

Jacob: Wow, I wish Marlena would do that.

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15

Short for 1500m run.

He ran the 15 in under 4:10.

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2

Short for 200m dash.

He ran the 2 in under 24 seconds.

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Master of the Stratosphere

The trumpet player with the world's highest high register.

When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Master of the Stratosphere.

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