Alexa

a rat-toothed, overpossessive, spineless philipino, chino, hawaiian, malaysian hula dancer who never gets presents from santa: just coal. Bitterly jealous, 2 faced, will try to be friends with you to creep on you and make sure you stay away from "her man" cause she is that insecure about herself. she enjoys taking slutty pictures of herself and commenting on how gorgeous she is even though she resembles a rat. she creeps around with men younger than her and hacks into her boyfriend's web page because she has no trust!

guy1: who's that jerk that looks like a rat?
guy2: yo dawg, that Alexa.. she be a slut!
guy1: i like her rat teeth and tail.
guy2: well i jus got deleted of her boy's page cuz she jealous.

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