Old Whitey

Any large white dog that drools to a disgusting degree; also a large white dog that generally gets itself horribly dirty as quick as you can clean them. Can apply to a dog of any age. Can also describe anything that is as gross as the dogs get. Originates from the Great Pyrenees dogs which while they are beautiful tend to get very disgusting and then want to get petted or jump on the couch.

Don't let the old whitey in he will wreck the house! Did you see how gross that guy was, he was an old whitey!

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Goonk

NOUN: A large fictional lizard that stands on two legs. It stands at about 8ft tall and is as smart as a human. They are also stronger and faster then most humans. Goonks prefer to hang out in warm climates such as Jamaica, Australia, etc. and eat coconuts.

The Goonks are coming, the Goonks are coming! Cried out little Sammy on his tent on the beach.

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