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When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
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This is when you are having sex with a chick, you pull out and finish into your hand. When she turns toward you, you roll your hand and throw the jiz like dice in her face yelling "Yahtzee!"
Carly loves to play "Yahtzee!"
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A girl will be giving you head, right after you finish in her mouth you blow pepper in her face causing her to sneeze and the jizz to shoot our of her nose like fire from a dragon.
Jenny got a taste of the alaskan dragon today.
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