baby fat

the amount of weight added when pregnant (this includes the weight of the baby)

person 1: wow did you see that fat chick over there
person 2: you dick, she's pregnant
person 1: so what? she's baby fat, what's the difference?

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mirror shot

When you're so depressed you wake up and take a shot while looking in your bathroom mirror in the morning. Also works if you're a celebrity rock star.

After falling from fame, rock star Jimmy Flame starts every morning with a mirror shot of Tequila and a good cry.

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