sympoon

1. When a girls clearly out of your league, but you've been going through a rough patch in your life so she decides to bang you in the name of emotional charity.

2. A shorthand version "sympathy poon."

Person 1: How'd you get with Ashley last weekend? She so out of your league!
Person 2: Well I told her my uncle just passed away and she felt bad so I was able to snag some sympoon.

Sorority

A group of girls who have come together because they look similar, and are now kind of friends.

Frat bro #1: "The aephi sorority just uploaded their spring break pictures, and I can't tell any of them apart."
Frat bro #2: "I know what you mean. I thought I was fucking Ashley the other day, but it turned out to be Jennifer."
Frat bro #1: "Same shit, they're both from Long Island."

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