window bruv

Window Bruv is an sentient entity which often lurks within buildings and will trade with passers by if they call the Window Bruv from outside. If one should enter the building, the Window Bruv will not be there. It is speculated that the Window Bruv is non-corporeal, however, on trading, a hand will reach out to recieve and distribute goods. The Window Bruv expects a fist bump before departure.

Person 1: Yo, Window Bruv.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!

Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.

Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.