kilosexual

Anyone or anything attracted or has the sudden urge to dry hump or have sexual with everything (Wilson). The term kilo-sexual derives from the Latin route kilo meaning thousand.

Random Guy: Bro I just saw some gai dry hump a fire hydrant whilst a dog urinated on it, and proceeded to rape the dog... and everything else.

Other Random Gai: Dang, I am now so compelled to join him. We can be kilosexuals together. Maybe we can dock together.

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Bent Nob

When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P

Girl: Wanna buttbang again?
Boy: Can't I got a bent nob last time.

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