Townie

The entirety of Creation in its beauty, cruelty and harmony, is the expression of Divine thought and is the materialization, or body of God. People that live in towns and cities don't get that. They are removed from all of it.

All of history can be summed up by the difference between townies and regular folk as such:

My sister once dated a townie, and one weekend his friends came over and fucked up my yard.