whoared

noun - hoard of angry women beating a path towards what they believe equality is, such as not shaving, equal pay, and owning testicles.

its etymology lies somewhere between the English words "whore" and "hoard".

The chicken-bucket-towing whoared descended upon the retail outlet for having mannequins that did not resemble 'women of natural proportions' like themselves.

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revelatio

- noun - The act of giving someone a revelation

Krista blew Brett's mind last night, she gave him revelatio for over 30 minutes. He was a better man for it.

- or -

Carl Sagan gave me the best revelatio last night, live on PBS. I never thought about myself that way.

Austrich

A large, rare, flightless bird that originates from a land west of Hungary and north of Slovakia.

Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.

One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.

The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.

Austrich meat, while gamey in taste, seems to be popular with South Americans working in the domestic service industry.

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