Dinga

An Australian term for a beautiful veil which rests firmly upon the naked human penis to capture DNA mayonnaise when its ripe for the harvest. Also occasionally referred to as a "franga", "contraceptive sheath", or a "condom" by the less eloquent.

After listening to Beds are Burning (Midnight Oil, 1987) the Love Maestro now uses recyclable grocery bags and rinses his dingas to breathe new life into them.

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