almost suck it

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

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half hung

a penis smaller than average.

I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them

5👍 5👎

dank basement

a dark ,moist,smelly, place.the ass hole. a spot where a tongue doesn't want to be

damn! I smell gummy butt. who's got the dank basement?

1👍 12👎

half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

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under penis

the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag

as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole

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balsa wood

a soft wood fairly useless for anything but art and toys

my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood

21👍 8👎

penal shaft

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

2👍 1👎