pervernator

1. one who pervernates.
2. a large individual of Austrian decent with an inclination toward groping women while juggling both an acting and a political career.

The pervernator groped his intern as he left for a lunch break, reassuring her that he would be back.

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Krispy Kreme

the undisputed Donut of the Gods.

When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.

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