Villa Maria Girls

Villa Maria girls, they often portray the stature of man or gorilla. While other teams compete against them in sports, sometimes we ask ourselves how much testosterone is enough? There manly bodies overwhelm any set amount of space. When they enter the room, they get everyones attention...in a bad way. Girls it is not attractive to see tight clothes squeezing your flub. Next time wear spandex to cover your cottage cheese ass. The only times you get laid is by a man, woman dog or inanimate ojects suffering from a severe mental illnes and/or blindess. Notre Dame girls dont hate you, they just feel bad for you. Its not their fault your not attractive. Notre Dame girls on the other hand represent beauty and goddess-like figures. They party twice as hard as villa girls and dont get those ugly beer bellies that you all sport. Notre Dame girls have tried to be nice to Villa girls.... but its not their fault the gorillas have ruined every chance they have with anyone who is considered "normal" So to sum up every ones beliefs.... Notre Dame rocks... villa? not so much.

"i heard about this one time these villa maria girls were trying to give it to some guys...."

"yeah they fucking crushed him"

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