arseworks

When you mix peanuts and chilli at the Thai and next morning the squirts feel like razor blades.

The fireworks of the arse in other words

Went to taco bell last night, had the extra chilli and red bean peanut burrito, man! I wish I hadn't, my ass is firing arseworks it's like shitting broken glass.

Sucks Camel Dicks

Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level

Also featured in Step Brothers.

Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?

Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

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arsequake

A slang word for diarrhea

Did you like the seafood last night?
Oh man, gave me such an arsequake, I totally nuked the toilet!