a member of the family

in gay slang, a fellow homosexual.

"his favorite color is fuscia? you can tell he's a member of the family..."

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tellitubbies

n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the triangle on it's head is possibly a homosexual according to rumor / conspiracy theory. probably makes incredible sense if viewed while in a state of altered consciousness, a collapsed or damaged psyche, alcohol poisoning, or all of the above. aimed at children below the age of 5, probably because anyone viewing the show above that age for more than five minutes cannot be expected to survive.

A: what's wrong with Jim? is he tripping on acid or something?
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).

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graveyard

see graveyard shift, meaning to work a night shift.

i'm doing/working graveyard, meaning, i'm working night shift this month as a security guard.

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put a sock in it

to shut up. usually expressed in the form of a request.

will you put a sock in it? i'm trying to study here.

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INS

Acronym for the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the brach of the United States Government burdened with the responsibility of treating non-Americans who wish to become Americans like inorganic garbage in a demoralizing form of torture commonly known as immigration. This despite the fact that all Americans as the world knows it are in fact descendants of immigrants themselves. Note that those that figure out how to enter and reside in America without going through this process are rewarded with prizes like welfare and food stamps paid for by generous hard working tax paying Americans, while those that opt for immigration are made to wait years and years filling out expensive forms, untangling miles of red tape and enduring the vicious, dehumanizing abuse of immigration and/or consulate officals. see also purgatory.

Why border-jump and immediately freeload off taxpayer money for the rest of your non-English speaking life when you can instead go through years of INS?

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spammer

the lowest, most despicable form of life on planet earth. credited with uniting Christians, Muslims and Jews, Israelis and Palestinians, Democrats and Republicans, the rich and the poor in a common, pure hatred of all spammers everywhere.

check your inbox for examples.

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riaa

n. terrorist organization aiming to prostitute the art form known as music at the expense of hapless musicians. likes charging $22.95 for a CD that costs $0.03 to manufacture and dragging 14 year olds and grandmothers to court and refusing to legitimize sale of mp3s over the internet. see also asshole, terrorist, mpaa, et al.

"dammit, my unborn kid and my 101 year old uncle who died last week both got sued by the riaa... again."

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