Wern

The suburban purple drank. Aka the drink that started the American Revolutionary War and made Hitler surrender during World War 2. Also the drink that inspired cow tipping and Doritos los tacos at Taco Bell. In addition, it was the drink that gave life to all unborn fetuses and inspired them to become bhuddists. It’s a magical drink.

Hey babe, let’s go grab some wern from Kroger. I want that top shelf wern this time. Not that bottom shelf wern.