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Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel
Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.
I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre
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Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.
The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters
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Continually fluffing multiple friends into an activity enthusiastically, then leaving them with a deep sense of unsatisfied disappointment
After frustratingly waiting yet again for John to make an online chess move, rob, Mike, and Kevin realized he was once again pulling a dayton
Taking a used condom out of the trash, rinsing it off, flipping it inside out, and reusing it.
I was out of condoms and that bitch was filthy, so I went to the trash bucket for the ol' dirty jimmie
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After a romantic dinner and some heavy petting to set the mood, I got down to business and tongue punched her in the Stink whistle
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