Arsany

An African Jew-like squirrel with the sole purpose of mating with other squirrels and robbing them of their nuts. He is no ordinary squirrel. He takes the forms of a pigeon, a monkey, and a human. He likes to sit patiently by his master's window until he arrives with his peanuts. Arsany may be found in Egypt and America. However, the Arsany found in America is so evil that he cheats at whatever video game he plays. If you find this Arsany, be sure to capture it and sell it to any Egyptian household. They will pay a great deal of money for his praised intellect.

"Hi tunt, can I borrow Arsany to do my math homework?"
"Sure Johnny, just be sure to bring him back by 10".

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