Drake

The hottest motherfucker around. Literally the best dude you could ever meet. No, he’s not the rapper, yet the words that come from his lips are just as melodious. He also is not a homosexual duck, but a very heterosexual (but egalitarian) dude with a rad girlfriend whom he loves very much. Everyone deserves to know a Drake. Those who don’t fill their sorrows with listening to a Drake they don’t know

“Dude, did you see Drake at the petty last night? Man, that dude is DOPE”

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