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Knuckle tits

When refering to rock hard tits that are protruding from a ladies brazier; when a woman jumps and her boobs arent affected by the reactionary effects of gravity.

dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams

(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons

person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it

by thenorm March 2, 2011

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african briefcase

Ghetto blaster or boom box

Look at Leroy shucking and jiving to them beats coming out of his African briefcase!

by thenorm May 11, 2015

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Russian Tootsie Roll

Commonly known as "the roll". This is the sexual act of rolling the vaginal lips into small cornroll like shapes followed by inserting a ping-pong ball (or similar shaped object) , allowing no room for error the user must then shoot the spring loaded beaver cannon-classified only by the size of the pigeonhole and distance catapulted.

How bout that drive in- do you prefer some chicken or the Russian Tootsie Roll?

Person A) Adam hasn't been to class in a few days

Person B) I heard he pulled off "the roll"

Person A) Winning!

Person B) Party!

by thenorm March 22, 2011

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