He is a typical weird, fat, smelly, jobless, homeless guy with a super long beard. He normally visits your house with food stains all over his shirt. He also is definitely on drugs. Stay away from your Uncle Ralph unless you want to be kid-napped and fed to some bears in the forest.
Mom: "Your Uncle Ralph is coming over today."
Kids: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
when your friend is being annoying call them a fadudlewerb. It will really make them mad if they don't know what it means.
Kaitie: "Bla bla bla."
Lilly: "Dude can you shut up? You acting like a fadudlewerb."
When you are laughing too hard for a simple "hahahahaha" and you need to a a little gurgle to it.
Olivia: *says funny joke*
Bella: "GAGAGAGAGAGAGA"
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We all know that one "cool dad" who likes to walk the track while his kids are at practice. He's the one always doing yard work and shaving his head. He also uses all the slang from ten years ago.
By: Bella
Cool Dad: "yo whats up you swagy kids. I'm going to go mow the lawn now. PEACE."
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