vegansexual

Whiney, emaciated losers who collectively share the delusion that removing themselves from meat-eaters' sexual pool is a serious incentive to become a vegan. Often marked by "cud-breath," linugo carpeting their shoulders, and exposed ribs. Usually prefer to study non-subjects for fuck-ups, such as sociology, asian studies, or alternative medicine.

Dude, with all these vegansexuals out of the mix, there are a lot less douchebags for me to screw.

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