Luis Walter Alvarez

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.

person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"