sock bunny

A chick you imagine you are with when you are masturbating and this makes you blow your load in a sock.

Look at that chick...now she's a fucking sock bunny

You know that girl in my science class, she's been my sock bunny all week.

That strip club has the finest sock bunnies.

I'm married man, but she will be my sock bunny later

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Smashing Smellies

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

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